He is no longer the hottest muscleman selling some sort of product. Yes, Mr. Clean's bald head glows brighter with jealousy when he gazes upon the glory of:

MY BOX OF OATMEAL.



Now, that's some hot cereal. Why yes, I select my breakfast brands based solely on whether or not I'd like to make out with the various guys in kilts heaving a shot put around on their boxes. Doesn't everyone?

Also, you can see my sweet little cafetiere, which keeps me in coffee each morning without breaking the "no heating elements in yer room" rule.

Sexy oats + coffee = blissful morning.

From: [identity profile] smadin.wordpress.com

So, uh...


...how do you heat the water for the French press without a heating element of some sort?

I mean, I'm just wondering.

(Also, are those proper steel-cut oats? Because I'm not sure I can tolerate my name appearing on anything less.)

From: (Anonymous)


I guess that's the adult version of choosing your cereals according to the toy.

~Lounalune

From: [identity profile] theshinies.wordpress.com


Y'all watch what you say about Mr. Clean. :P
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